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2) I spot a handsome Mediterranean-looking guy going for a cigarette with his mate. They say yes and we end up talking films because they work at the cinema. 5) The problem I have with this line is it takes me quite some time to find a man whose shoes I genuinely love.

When they return and his friend goes to the loo, I swoop and ask if I can borrow his lighter. Then Dave drops a hint about his mate’s girlfriend and we move off. 4) I pick out an ice cube from my drink, carry it over to the slick-haired, muscly carpenter I have my eye on and throw it down. He laughs a bit but I soon establish James is sweet but very, very drunk. But I eventually fix on a barman with cute Jack Jones’ and lovely curly brown hair to boot.

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt." Hey baby...

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) Because my Taco Bell is open Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy...

After the initial comment they always go on to chat, this guy included, so it’s a real winner.There was a huge range – from subtle, chatty openers to cheesy, outrageous lines.I didn’t know whether it would be better to go for a simple greeting or an attention-grabbing joke.Amazingly this direct approach works well – he instantly gives me his number and, much to the annoyance of the friend I’m out with, we chat for 45 minutes. Effectiveness – 9/10 – If you’ve got the guts for this it’s a winner 8) I approach a blond basketball player called Tim and motion him away from his gang of five mates. We have a very brief chat but he soon tells me to enjoy my night and goes back to his friends, the poor lad. ‘Excuse me, would you like to play an alphabet game?

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